death note if it was a slasher lol… smile, L
what happened to hello how are you
MARCILLE: So I was wondering…what kind of person is your wife?
ESPRIT DE CORPS (Easy: Success): She’ll never be satisfied with bare minimum answers. She wants to know more about you, to connect with you on a genuine interpersonal level.
LOGIC (Easy: Failure): This is obviously not what you want. You are an impenetrable fortress of solitude, and she should respect that.
PAIN THRESHOLD: Also, it’s an embarrassing subject.
AUTHORITY (Medium: Success): Well fuck that- Chilchuck Tims does NOT get embarrassed, especially not in front of a mere Wöman. You absolutely cannot tell her the real truth about your marriage and how it ended. It would harm your professional reputation. You’ve got to redirect this line of questioning.
1. “I’d rather not talk about my personal life on the clock.”
2. [Drama- Legendary 14] “What about YOUR love life, Marcille? Have you met any cute boys lately? Tell me about all the cute BOYS you’re into, Marcille.”
3. Simply ignore her question and hope she doesn’t ask it again.
4. [Suggestion- Challenging 12] Lie convincingly about a less embarrassing situation than your wife leaving you and moving in with your daughter. It’s very important that whatever lie you come up with is less interesting than the real story, and puts you in a good light to protect your reputation and maintain your professionalism.
CHECK FAILURE!
You:
LMFAAAAAAO I FUCKING SCREAMED.
Polish people who engage in social media in English as a form of escapism are very easy to jumpscare
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack
(via forevermorgue)
Yayyyy Falin cosplay test yayyyy
Ft. Meeko
I was plagued by a vision
Haven’t drawn this old man in a while⭐